{{Top}} Funny Jokes on Holi in Hindi and English SMS

Holi jokes are much popular in holi festival. Since holi is festival of colors, joy, love and fun, jokes on holi keep their own importance to make everyone laugh on holi celebration. Some of you will search for holi jokes in hindi and others for holi jokes english sms. So friends, here we are presenting best jokes on holi 2020. Stick till the end you will find best holi festival jokes. This grand collection includes funny holi wishes, holi jokes in 140 words and jokes of holi in hindi language. Let’s get some funny wishes for holi 2020.



jokes on holi


jokes on holi

Jokes on Holi in Hindi and English 2020


Arz hai
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
wah wah
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holli
Happy Holli

Me janha janha jata hoon,
Mujhe tera hi chahera dikhta hai,
are nahi, Nahi isme tumahra koi kusur nahi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangile hai,

Holi Mubarak!

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
ye kya?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Hawao K Hath Arman Bheja Hai,
Network K Zriye Pegam Bheja Hai,
Furst Mile To Kabul Kr Lena,
‘Hamne’ Apko Sbse Pehle,
HOLI Ka RAM RAM Bheja h…Happy Holi..:-)

Khana Pina Rang Udana Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.Geet Gao Khoshiya manao Bolo mithi boli hamari tarafse Aapako HAPPY HOLI…


holi jokes sms


holi jokes sms

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”
Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge“

Happy holi, plzz keep your girlfriends safe, pata chala vo kisi or ki ho li 😀

Rango Mein Ghuli Ladki Kya Laal Gulabhi H,
Jo Dekhta H Kehta H Kya Maal Gulabhi H,
Pichle Baras Jo Tune Bhigiya Tha Holi Mein,
Ab Tak Nishani Ka Wo Rumal Gulabhi H.

Happy Holi

Lal Apke Galo Ke Liye.
Kala Apke Balo Ke Liye.
Nila Apke Ankho Ke Liye.
Pila Apke Hatho Ke Liye.
Gulabi Apke Sapno Ke Liye.
Safed Apke Mann Ke Liye.
Hara Apke Jeewan Ke Liye.
Holi K In 7 Rango Ke Sath
Apki Zindgi Rangin Ho.

Happy Holi

Pinku (Rinku Se): Kya Baat Hai Aaj Khile Khile Lag Rahe Ho?
Rinku: Majboori Thi Yaar!
Pinku: Kya Thi Majboori?
Pinku: Yaar Holi Pe Logo Ne Itne Rang Laga Diye Ke Nahana Pad Gaya!
Warna Maine Toh Baisakhi Ke Mele Mein Nahana Tha!.


holi jokes in hindi language


holi jokes in hindi language

Hope you are enjoying holi jokes sms. This collection of holi jokes in english and hindi consists of some more jokes on holi sms. So go through these best holi 2020 jokes in hindi and english language.

Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise,
Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise,
Mehak ho Axe jaise,
Tazgi ho Colgate jaise,
Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise.
Happy Holi ..!!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
‘Happy Holi’.

Khushiyan Ho Overflow Masti Kabhi Na Ho Low,
Tumhari Holi Ho Ekdam Number 1,
Aur Aap Karo Whole Day Fun…

Holi Mubarak

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!

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Wish you all happy and funny holi 2020 !

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